Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.