Man's Ability To Delude Himself

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.