Many A Man Works Himself

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.