Many A Time Freedom Has

In Texas, We Do Not Hold High Expectations For The [governor's] Office; It's Mostly Been Occupied By Crooks, Dorks And The Comatose.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

You Look At The Large Problems That We Face - That Would Be Overpopulation, Water Shortages, Global Warming And Aids, I Suppose - All Of That Needs International Cooperation To Be Solved.

Many A Time Freedom Has Been Rolled Back - And Always For The Same Sorry Reason: Fear.

Texas Is A Fine Place For Men And Dogs, But Hell On Women And Horses.