Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.