Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

That's One Of The Things I Like About Mary Lou. She's Willing To Believe The Worst About Anyone.

I Buy Wine According To The Bottle Design. After I Get Down The First Glass It All Tastes Okay To Me So I Figure You Go For Something Classy To Look At On The Table

You're A Magnet For Mess. I've Never Seen Anything Like It. Lula To Stephanie

I Hate Mornings. They Start So Early.