Me And George And Billy

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !