Men Are A Luxury, Not

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.

I've Always Taken Risks, And Never Worried What The World Might Really Think Of Me.

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.