Men Are Pigs. Too Bad

Men Often Do Things For Women That They Don't Want To Do, So That Women Will Do Things For Men That They Don't Want To Do.

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

If You Want To Condemn Yourself For The Mistakes You've Made, Let's Be Fair, That Means You've Got To Congratulate Yourself For All The Good Things You've Done. It's Okay To Say, "god, I Wish I'd Done This; Yeah, But I Did Do That." Then It Kind Of Balances Out.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.