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When I Was A Freshman In High School, I Got A Letterman Jacket, Which You'd Think Would Be Great Stock. The Jacket Had The Big S On It, For Santa Monica. But Rather Than Having A Football Or A Baseball On The S, I Had A Little Nine Iron. Girls Thought It Was A Flute.

Mtv Was Such A Great Training For Me. I Did Live Interviews With Everyone From Michael Jackson To Madonna.

You Know, I'm Cursed With Morals. I Was Raised A Certain Way. I Wish I Wasn't. I Wish I Was Raised By Wolves.

Men Often Think It's The Bad Boys Who Get The Hot Chicks. But I'm Living Proof That The Good Guys Win.

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