Middle Age Is The Time

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.

It Is All Right To Hold A Conversation But You Should Let Go Of It Now And Then.

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.