Mighty Proud I Am That

Mighty Proud I Am That I Am Able To Have A Spare Bed For My Friends.

Now Public Business Takes Up So Much Of My Time That I Must Get Time A Sundays Or A Nights To Look After My Own Matters.

However, Music And Women I Cannot But Give Way To, Whatever My Business Is.

He That Will Not Stoop For A Pin Will Never Be Worth A Pound.

But Lord! To See The Absurd Nature Of Englishmen That Cannot Forbear Laughing And Jeering At Everything That Looks Strange.