Money Can't Buy You Happiness,

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

We've All Got Out Self-destructive Bad Habits, The Trick Is To Find Four Or Five You Personally Like The Best And Just Do Those All The Time.

Women Are Great. When They Dig You, There's Nothing They Won't Do. That Kind Of Loyalty Is Hard To Find - Unless You've Got A Good Dog.

Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are Like Elvis Costello.