Moral, Adj. Conforming To A

Good-bye -- If You Hear Of My Being Stood Up Against A Stone Wall And Shot To Rags Please Know That I Think That A Pretty Good Way To Depart This Life. It Beats Old Age, Disease Or Falling Down The Cellar Stairs.

Scrap-book, N. A Book That Is Commonly Edited By A Fool. Many Persons Of Some Small Distinction Compile Scrap-books Containing Whatever They Happen To Read About Themselves Or Employ Others To Collect.

Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

Impostor N. A Rival Aspirant To Public Honors.

Genealogy, N. An Account Of One's Descent From A Man Who Did Not Particularly Care To Trace His Own.