Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

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A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.