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You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red Carpet Insole. Everywhere I Go, I'm Walking On Red Carpet.

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

You Can't Say Your Favorite Kind Of Cake Is Birthday Cake, That's Like Saying Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal Is Breakfast Cereal.

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