Most Parents Don't Worry About

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.