Most People Are Completely Unaware

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

You Write About What You Know.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.