Mouse, N. An Animal Which

Ambition. An Overmastering Desire To Be Vilified By Enemies While Living And Made Ridiculous By Friends When Dead.

Ruin, V. To Destroy. Specifically, To Destroy A Maid's Belief In The Virtue Of Maids.

Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of A Clouded Intellect.

Good, Adj. Sensible, Madam, To The Worth Of This Present Writer. Alive, Sir, To The Advantages Of Letting Him Alone.

Barometer, N.: An Ingenious Instrument Which Indicates What Kind Of Weather We Are Having.