My Acting Technique Is To

Saving A Letter From An Old Friend Doesn't Exist Anymore. Everything Is Texted Or Emailed.

What's The Difference Between Sex And Love? I Have Four Wives And Five Kids. I Apparently Don't Know The Difference.

My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player. I Thought I Had It Made. Front-row Seats At Yankee Stadium. Then He Turned Sixteen And Wanted To Be A Rapper.

I Remember At 16 Years Old, Growing Up In Queens, We Were Punks, But Hey, When We Went To The Theater, We Wore A Shirt And Tie! Similarly, I Believe That To Keep Movie Theaters In Existence, They're Gonna Have To Make 'em An Event, Have A Couch, A Table And Drinks Or Something. Otherwise, There's No Reason To Get Out Of Your Bed!

Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. But When You Walk Into A Party, You Don't See Somebody's Brain. The Initial Contact Has To Be The Sniffing.