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I Try To Write Conversationally; I Try To Write Like People Speak And Put The Emphasis On The Right Syllable.

Johnny Can Get Down And Johnny Can Throw Up, But Johnny Can't Read.

In The Old Days, Words Like Sin And Satan Had A Moral Certitude. Today, They're Replaced With Self-help Jargon, Words Like Dysfunction And Antisocial Behavior, Discouraging Any Responsibility For One's Actions.

The Trouble With You And Me My Friend, Is The Trouble With This Nation, Too Many Blessings, Too Little Appreciation.

We Got The Bubble Headed Bleached Blonde Comes On At Five, She Can Tell You 'bout The Plane Crash With A Gleam In Her Eye, It's Interesting When People Die Give Us Dirty Laundry...