My Dad Was Superman To

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

I Was Always A Thin Kid; I Was An Athlete.