My Father Always Used To

My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'. What Exactly Am I Supposed To Do With That Information? They May As Well Have A Sign Saying "random Accidents Ahead", "life's A Lottery, Be Lucky."

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.

I Like To Write A Joke Without Any Fat On It.the Shorter The Better. I Cater For People With Add, Basically.

Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.