My Father Carries Around The

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.