My Father Instilled In Me

We All Think That This Relationship Thing Is A Game Out Here. All I'm Saying To Women Is, "okay. If It's A Game, Here Are The Rules That We Play By".

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm On Tv For A Check.

You Don't Just Sit In The Car And Let Some Guy Drive You Through Life, Wasting Your Time.

I Found That The Best Way To Go About [ Black Men ] Is To Produce Better Men. And I Think If We Get Them At A Younger Age, And Start Teaching These Young Brothers The Principles Of Manhood: That Real Men Go To Work Everyday; Real Men Honor God; Real Men Respect And Adore Women - That's What Real Men Do.