My Father Was Adamant In

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.