Someday I'm Going To Go

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?