My Idea Of Exercise Is

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.