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Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular Side Of Anything.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.