My Mind Works So Fast.

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.