My Original Goal Was Just

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.