My Plastic Surgeon ... Said

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!