My Routines Come Out Of

Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.