The People Voting For The

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave Kim Kardashian His Profits From Their Sex Tape. It's 'something Old' As Well As 'something Blew.'

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.