My Wife Never Lies About

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars To See What Rain Looks Like In Different Parts Of The World.