When You're High, It's Easy

There Are Two Types Of People: One Strives To Control His Environment, The Other Strives Not To Let His Environment Control Him. I Like To Control My Environment, Because I Feel If I Have My Physical Space In Order, Then I'm Free To Dream.

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.

If All Our National Holidays Were Observed On Wednesdays, We Could Wind Up With Nine-day Weekends.

Cigarette Companies Market Heavily To Young People. They Need Young Customers Because Their Product Kills The Older Ones. It Is The Only Product That, If Used As Intended, Kills The Consumer.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.