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Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.
-George Carlin
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Never Get On An Airplane
George Carlin
Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.
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