Do You Think Sammy Davis

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

I Find It Discouraging - And A Bit Depressing - When I Notice The Unequal Treatment Afforded By The Media To Ufo Believers On The One Hand, And On The Other, To Those Who Believe In An Invisible Supreme Being Who Inhabits The Sky.

I Was A Hip Kid. When I Saw Bambi It Was The Midnight Show.

Y'ever Notice How You Never Seem To Get Laid On Thanksgiving? I Think It's Because All The Coats Are On The Bed.

I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble With People.