I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food Of All, Kumquats.

Most Of The Time People Feel Okay. Probably It's Because At The Moment They're Not Actually Dying.

I Had Run Away From Home Three Times. I Had Been Kicked Out Of Three Different Schools Under Different Circumstances. I Was Kicked Out Of Everything That I Didn't Quit. Kicked Out Of Schools. Kicked Out Of Summer Camp, The Boy Scouts, The Altar Boys, The Choir, And Something Else That I Can't Think Of, That I'm Proud Of. Anyway, That Was My Pattern. I Just Began To Invent Myself Early In Life, And Went Out And Did Something About It.

If The Reason For Climbing Mt. Everest Is That It's Hard To Do, Why Does Everyone Go Up The Easy Side?

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.