Never Trust Anybody With Only

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

Sometimes There's A Tackiness About Route 66 That Out-tacks Any Tackiness I've Ever Seen Anywhere Else. And The Meramec Caverns Are The Pinnacle Of That Tack.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.