Never Wear Anything That Panics

I Am A Great Admirer Of Women.

I Spent Almost 25 Years As A Foreign Correspondent, And The World's Primary Problem Is Poverty.

Never Wear Anything That Panics The Cat.

The Harvard Lampoon Itself, Which Had A Pretty Stellar Run In The '60s.

The Only Really Good Vegetable Is Tabasco Sauce. Put Tabasco Sauce In Everything. Tabasco Sauce Is To Bachelor Cooking What Forgiveness Is To Sin. The Next Best Vegetable Is The Jalapeno Pepper. It Has The Virtue Of Turning Salads Into Practical Jokes.