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According To Statistics, It's A Lot Easier To Get Hit By Lightning Than To Win A Lotto Jackpot. The Good Side: You Don't Hear From Your Relatives.

I Never Analyze It. Analyzing It Would Just Be A Waste Of Time. I Just Go Out And Do It.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead. And, Unlike Communism, Democracy Does Not Mean Having Just One Ineffective Political Party; It Means Having Two Ineffective Political Parties.

From The Time I Was A Little Kid, I Was Always Shy. Performing Was When I Was Outgoing. So I Guess I Am A Loner. I Get Claustrophobia If A Lot Of People Are Around.