No Man Will Ever Put

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.