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Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.