No One's More Important Than

We Are So Bemused By Our Own Petard, That We Are Unable To Look At Things Objectively.

Forget The Cheap White Wine: Go To Beef And Gin!

Learn How To Cook! That's The Way To Save Money. You Don't Save It Buying Hamburger Helpers, And Prepared Foods; You Save It By Buying Fresh Foods In Season Or In Large Supply, When They Are Cheapest And Usually Best, And You Prepare Them From Scratch At Home. Why Pay For Someone Else's Work, When If You Know How To Do It, You Can Save All That Money For Yourself?

I Don't Think About Whether People Will Remember Me Or Not. I've Been An Ok Person. I've Learned A Lot. I've Taught People A Thing Or Two. That's What's Important.

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.