No Party Is As Bad

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

Harvard Students Have Completed More English Courses And Less Forward Passes Than Any School In This Generation.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.