No Taxes. Let's Just Tip

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!