No Woman Is Worth The

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.