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Religion Is Sort Of Like A Lift In Your Shoes. If It Makes You Feel Better, Fine. Just Don't Ask Me To Wear Your Shoes.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

Mcdonald's Breakfast For Under A Dollar Is Actually More Expensive Than That. You Have To Factor In The Cost Of Bypass Surgery.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.