Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.