Nothing Makes People Crosser Than

If One Can't Be Happy, One Must Be Amused.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry.

Life Is Sometimes Sad And Often Dull, But There Are Currants In The Cake, And Here Is One Of Them.

I Love Children, Especially When They Cry For Then Someone Takes Them Away.

I Have Only Ever Read One Book In My Life, And That Is White Fang. It's So Frightfully Good I've Never Bothered To Read Another.